"i'm at work right now -- isn't that exciting? i feel so sneaky posting in the middle of the day when i really should be shoveling things around and providing exquisite customer service. it's one of those days when you want to take off your apron (and no, i don't wear one, though i once kept a restaurant job days longer than i should have just so i could swipe a brown one with roosters on it - hey, i was eighteen!), throw it on the ground, stomp on it, throw the credit card machine at the wall, leave the sink running, put rocks in the toilet and leave mean messages about the boss' new haircut and/or boyfriend in hopes that they fire you so you have an excuse to not go back again."
Monday, March 3, 2008
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